We leverage best-in-class stupidity to deliver a modern gameserver fit for us degenerate gay-mers. Flexible. Reliable-ish. Dumb as hell.
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Trusted by industry leaders who no longer exist
Engineered by furries with 2,500+ hours of wasted time experience in VRChat. We did this at 3
AM, fueled only by Taco Bell nacho fries and Pussy Natural Energy drinks.
Optimized for maximum latency. We route your packets via cats on segways.
Our backup strategy is literally just crying in the shower.
Protected by 8 furry hacker twinks on a Discord call.
Hear from the victims of our infrastructure.
"Before FartKnot, I was a straight guy getting a nice education. Now, I became a rainbow-furred freak and lost everyone I knew to the demon that now keeps me in the closet. 10/10 would recommend!"
"The absolute amazement I feel as a result of this gaming service, Never in my life have i felt more violated, truly the best website of all time, 10/10 would get pissed on by a cat again"
"8/10: good game servers, but the community isn't obsessed enough with knots. Try e621, they have plenty."
All plans include complimentary data loss and emotional damage.
